Week 16! Christmas Slate

Happy Holidays to all my friends, near and far!

Went 11-5 last week. Panthers just keep rolling.  That inevitable Cardinals/Panthers clash will be amazing in the playoffs.

Shoutout to all the people still playing in their fantasy football playoffs.

Thursday December 24th!

(NFL) Chargers (4-10) at Raiders (6-8) - I just can't imagine how the Chargers became so terrible. I mean the signs have been there. Limping into the playoffs barely each season. But 4-10 with two games to play, didn't imagine it. Now they go into a potential Los Angeles contender's home and probably will suffer a beatdown to ensure they get that top 3 pick. Raiders 37, Chargers 13

Saturday December 26th!

(NFL) Redskins (7-7) at Eagles (6-8) - The Redskins can lock up the playoffs with an Eagles and Giants loss this week. They have proven to be the best of the worst division, but I think the Eagles sneak in and get a win. Eagles 24, Redskins 21

Sunday December 27th!

(CBS) Patriots (12-2) at Jets (9-5) - Sorry, Jets fans, The Patriots tend not to lose games against you often. This week, no different. Patriots 31, Jets 10

(CBS) Texans (7-7) at Titans (3-11) - The Texans can claim a spot in the playoffs with a win, and a Colts loss. This is probably the second worst division and one that no one is worried about in the playoffs. The Titans can secure a second straight top two pick this week. Texans 24, Titans 10

(CBS) Browns (3-11) at Chiefs (9-5) - The Chiefs are all business right now. 8 straight wins or something like that. Hottest team in the league. They will most likely get beat in the playoffs, but for now, this team is winning. The Browns, oh the Browns. Top 3 pick looming in the draft. Chiefs 27, Browns 20

(FOX) Colts (6-8) at Dolphins (5-9) - The Colts lack a lot. Not just QB play, but several key positions they need to address in the offseason. Dolphins should have a good week. Dolphins 19, Colts 14

(FOX) 49ers (4-10) at Lions (5-9) - Lions, after a terrible start, are no longer in the running for a top 5 pick, top 10, but not top 5. The 49ers however, are terrible and need a new team. Lions should have another high scoring output this week. Lions 38, 49ers 13

(FOX) Cowboys (4-10) at Bills (6-8) - Well Cowboys fans, this is what happens when your backup QB situation is the equivalent of a busted seat on a merry go round. Everyone thinks they can step in and ride it. Nope. No one. Every backup QB sucks. Dallas needs to address this via the draft, they will have a top 5 pick, so address it. Bills, I expected so much more out of you. Bills 27, Cowboys 13

(FOX) Bears (5-9) at Buccaneers (6-8) - Lovie Smith versus his former team, at home. Yeah, sorry Bears. I expect a beatdown. Buccaneers 34, Bears 10

(FOX) Panthers (14-0) at Falcons (7-7)- Falcons suck, 15-0 panthers. All three fans and now 700 bandwagon fans can now rejoice. Panthers 31, Falcons 10

(CBS) Steelers (9-5) at Ravens (4-10) - Ravens, are just like, terrible. Steelers 35, Ravens 3


(CBS) Jaguars (5-9) at Saints (5-9) - Honestly, two teams heading in opposite directions. The Saints are regressing, while the Jaguars are improving. I expect it to be a shootout, since both teams have crappy defenses. Jaguars 34, Saints 31


(FOX) Rams (6-8) at Seahawks (9-5) - Seahawks are on a tear, but to be honest, lots of Seahawks fans jumped off the bandwagon with their "Oh we suck, we won't make the playoffs" mentality in weeks 4-8. Don't lie, a lot of you did. Seahawks 24, Rams 20

(FOX) Packers (10-4) at Cardinals (12-2) - Cardinals are on a tear, and the Packers, after their shaky 3 losses in 5 games stretch have been solid as well. It's the Cardinals year, they are ruling the NFC outside of the Panthers. Good chance to see how they measure up against one of the better teams in the NFL. Cardinals 27, Packers 17

(NBC) Giants (6-8) at Vikings (9-5) - Doesn't mean much to the Giants if the Redskins win this week. Vikings can take one step closer to getting the final wildcard spot. They should beat the poly Giants. Vikings 34, Giants 20

Monday December 27th!

Bengals (11-3) at Broncos (10-4) - Broncos need to bounce back, they won't get the number two seed in the AFC without a win here. Osweiler, for all he's been, might not be enough against the Bengals defense. Bengals 27, Broncos 24

Happy Holidays to all of you!

Week 15

First off, Happy Star Wars Day to all my fellow friends who love it as much as I do. 

8-8 last week. UGH. Double up.
Ugh.
Ugh.

Admittedly, I didn't watch much football last week. I had rehearsal for a play i'm in. This week, is the actual play, so no football at all.

Week 15!

Thursday December 17th

(NFL) Buccaneers (6-7) at Rams (5-8) - Raise  your hands if you though the Bucs would have 6 wins this season? No stop lying. No one did. Not with a rookie QB. But, there they are. 6 wins. Rams, they have regressed from last season. I thought they would be better. Sure, QB play sucks, but they have great pieces on offense and defense. Speaking of, their defense is pretty decent. They should give Winston fits all night. Rams 27, Bucs 20

Saturday December 19th

(NFL) Jets (8-5) at Cowboys (4-9) - A rare Saturday game that sees the surging Jets roll into Dallas and drop bombs on a Cowboys team that has been out of it since Romo first went down. If they had a decent backup, that wouldn't be the case. But, here they are, terrible and stupid. The Jets are fighting for a playoff berth, and this seems like one of those trap games that they  must win against a hungry Dallas team. It will be a close one. Jets 24, Dallas 20

Sunday December 20th

(FOX) Bears (5-8) at Vikings (8-5) - If the Vikings want to either win the division or get the Wildcard, they have to win two of their next three games or they will be like the Eagles last season. 10 wins, and sitting at home. I think AP has one of those games where he wrecks the defense. Vikings 31, Bears 21

(FOX) Falcons (6-7) at Jaguars (5-8)  - For the first time in a long time, I can't believe I'm going to pick the Jaguars. They play pretty good and in a year or so, they will be challenging in what will become a tough AFC South. Jaguars 34, Falcons 17

(CBS) Texans (6-7) at Colts (6-7) - in what could be the defacto winner take all game, the Texans (crap QB play) and the Colts (just as crappy) come into this game and decide who wins the South Division. Both have a shot, the Colts might have the edge because of Hassleback. Watts and his broken hand really don't matter much in this matchup. Colts 17, Texans 13

(FOX) Panthers (13-0) at Giants (6-7) - The Giants always seem to rise up when it matters. It's a home game, and I think the Giants edge them out. Giants 20, Panthers 17

(CBS) Titans (3-10) at Patriots (11-2) - Patriots, now with out Blount, are still great with Gronk. Titans, have a long way to go. I think that the Patriots roll up the Titans. Patriots 35, Titans 10

(FOX) Bills (6-7) at Redskins (6-7) - Bunch of jackasses standing in a circle. Pretty much describes both teams. Both could and should be better, but both play like a bunch of dumbasses. Redskins can win, because they are leading a crap division right now. Cousins is playing like he wants to be a starter. Bills should help smother their aspirations this week.  Bills 28, Redskins 24

(CBS) Chiefs (8-5) at Ravens (4-9) - After a crap start, the Chiefs are in the Wildcard hunt. Kind of a dangerous team. Decent offense, defense that plays out of their minds. They should shut down a terrible Ravens team, easily. Chiefs 42, Ravens 10

(FOX) Browns (3-10) at Seahawks (8-5) - Mike. Oh Mike Pettine. Why did you have to talk shit about Russell Wilson. He will drop 4 td's on your crap team this week. Seahawks 38, Browns 10

(FOX) Packers (9-4) at Raiders (6-7) - Packers have to win if they want to secure the division, especially if the Vikings lose. I think the Raiders are going to have a dogfight with them. One of those games where they keep cutting in to bring you highlights. Packers 42, Raiders 34

(CBS) Broncos (10-3) at Steelers (8-5) - Broncos with a loss to the Steelers last week, all but locked up the second seed. They have to win games against the Steelers, can Osweiler step up? Yeah he can. But the defense needs to step up, too. I see a close game. Broncos 20, Steelers 17

(CBS) Dolphins (5-8) at Chargers (3-10) - Warm day in San Diego, a Dolphins team who can score. A Chargers team heading for an offseason with 5000 more questions than answers, I can see the Dolphins helping them secure a top 3 pick. Dolphins 27, Chargers 13

(CBS) Bengals (10-3) at 49ers (4-9) - The Bengals, now without Andy Dalton for a while, still have a decent backup in AJ McCarron. Perfect game to show his talents, because the 49ers are a pile of dog crap in uniforms. Bengals 31, 49ers 7

(NBC) Cardinals (11-2) at Eagles (6-7) - The Cardinals can lock up that #1 seed with a win. They have to go into Filthadelphia and beat an Eagles team who can still win the Crap NFC East. Both teams are fighting for something, but the Cardinals have a better overall team, and leadership structure. I can imagine this is a game they are eager to play. Lock up the seed they need. Cardinals 24, Eagles 13

Monday December 21st

(ESPN) Lions (4-9) at Saints (5-8) - Neither team has anything to play for. The ol our season is over, but both teams can light up the scoreboard. Let's hope for an exciting Monday night game. Lions 41, Saints 38


Happy Week 15 and Happy Star Wars the Force Awakens Day!

Weeeeeek 14eeeeeen

Super Fast Picks:

Cardinals over Vikings 31-13

Bills over Eagles 27-10 (McCoy goes bananas)

Browns over 49ers 17-13

Lions over Rams 20-7

Buccaneers over Saints 38-31

Jets over Titans 24-13

Bengals over Steelers 34-30

Colts over Jaguars 20-17

Chiefs over Chargers 41-10

Bears over Redskins 17-10

Panthers over Falcons 35-6

Seahawks over Ravens 47-3

Broncos over Raiders 27-17

Packers over Cowboys 31-24

Patriots over Texans 16-13

Dolphins over Giants 20-10

NFL Week 13

Week 13 is upon us! 9-7 last week, ugh.

Thursday December 3rd, 2015

(NFL) Packers (7-4) at Lions (4-7) - The Packers are not playing well having lost 4 out of their last 5, even losing to the lowly Lions during that span. I don't know what's going on with Green Bay, I had them as a Super Bowl pick, but the way they are playing, not going to happen. I wouldn't be surprised if the Lions won. Sorry, Packers. Lions 27, Packers 21

A Moment of silence for the lives lost on December 6, 1941.

Sunday December 6th

Battle for New York

(CBS) Jets (6-5) at Giants (5-6) - Both teams had playoff hopes, now they have been severely dashed in this race for the championship. The Jets are facing an uphill battle in a tough AFC, while the Giants, if they don't win the NFC East, are out. Giants squeak one out. Giants 20, Jets 17

(FOX) Cardinals (9-2) at Rams (4-7)  - The Last time these two teams met, the Rams handed the Cardinals their first loss. The way the Cardinals are playing, I don't see history repeating itself. Carson Palmer should have a good day with three TD passes. Cardinals 31, Rams 20

(FOX) Falcons (6-5) at Buccaneers (5-6) - Falcons have done their usual midseason collapse. Start hot, cool off, suck it up. Bucs are a year away from being good. They should beat up the Falcons. Bucs 24, Falcons 17

(FOX) Seahawks (6-5) at Vikings (8-3) - The only way for Seattle to make the playoffs is as a wildcard, who coincidentally they are fighting with the NFC North for a playoff spot. This is a must win game for both teams. The Vikings can put some distance between them and the Packers, and the Seahawks can try and get back to the Playoffs. On the road, I don't like Seattle. I'll take a close Vikings wins. Vikings 17, Seahawks 13

(CBS) Texans (6-5) at Bills (5-6) - Bills suck. There, I said it. They have no offensive identity. The defense is a joke. Texans won't win on the road here in a cold Buffalo, but I don't expect the Bills to play that great either. Bills 20, Texans 14

(CBS) Ravens (4-7) at Dolphins (4-7) - Really thought that the Dolphins would be better, but nope. Poorly built team that has costly turnovers. Ravens, without Flacco, I don't even know who the backup is. Oh well. Dolphins score a win. Dolphins 34, Ravens 10

(FOX) Bengals (9-2) at Browns (2-9) - As usual,the Browns are fighting for the number one pick. This new QB should help them stay there. I expect the Bengals to beat them down. Bengals 41, Browns 13

(CBS) Jaguars (4-7) at Titans (2-9) - Titans are bad. I mean they were bad last year, but this year they might actually own the number one spot. Improving on their terribleness from last year. Just tank. Jaguars 27, Titans 10

(FOX) 49ers (3-8) at Bears (5-6) - Neither team has anything to play for. The 49ers can still claim that number one spot, but they have to lose. This will give them a chance to draft their number one QB. Bears 31, 49ers 27

(CBS) Broncos (9-2) at Chargers (3-8) - The Chargers are in that trio of potential first picks overall. the Broncos are riding high, they dispatched the Patriots with Osweiler. Kid has a bright future. They can stay in the hunt for a top 2 seed. Broncos 34, Chargers 10

(CBS) Chiefs (6-5) at Raiders (5-6) - Chiefs have been playing great, and the Raiders have too, But the Chiefs are on the next level right now after an abysmal start to the season. Raiders are a year away, but they can make a statement by beating the Chiefs. I expect a classic AFC West showdown. Raiders 24, Chiefs 20

(FOX) Panthers (11-0) at Saints (4-7) - The Panthers, all due respect, are the best team right now. They've had a couple of close calls. The Saints, well they suck, but division game, hostile environment. I really think that the Saints can give them a game. Panthers 27, Saints 24

(FOX) Eagles (4-7) at Patriots (10-1) - Yeah, the Patriots won't lose two in a row. Although that seems to be the trend with teams that lose. The Packers lost a few in a row. Broncos, too. See also, Bengals. Patriots won't. Cause the Eagles suck. Patriots 34, Eagles 20

(NBC) Colts (6-5) at Steelers (6-5)- Hassleback seems to be playing out of his mind, elevating the Colts to a level Luck was unable to do. Steelers are okay, Big Ben is hobbled, and their team isn't as great as it was. The Steelers and Colts should have a low scoring game. Steelers 17, Colts 13

MONDAY~

(ESPN) Cowboys (3-8) at Redskins (5-6) - The Cowboys suck, haha. So true. Yeah they have QB issues, but the big problem is, they don't have a viable backup. Redskins have spurts where they are good and I can see them dropping a bomb on Dallas. Redskins 31, Cowboys 13