Week 15

First off, Happy Star Wars Day to all my fellow friends who love it as much as I do. 

8-8 last week. UGH. Double up.
Ugh.
Ugh.

Admittedly, I didn't watch much football last week. I had rehearsal for a play i'm in. This week, is the actual play, so no football at all.

Week 15!

Thursday December 17th

(NFL) Buccaneers (6-7) at Rams (5-8) - Raise  your hands if you though the Bucs would have 6 wins this season? No stop lying. No one did. Not with a rookie QB. But, there they are. 6 wins. Rams, they have regressed from last season. I thought they would be better. Sure, QB play sucks, but they have great pieces on offense and defense. Speaking of, their defense is pretty decent. They should give Winston fits all night. Rams 27, Bucs 20

Saturday December 19th

(NFL) Jets (8-5) at Cowboys (4-9) - A rare Saturday game that sees the surging Jets roll into Dallas and drop bombs on a Cowboys team that has been out of it since Romo first went down. If they had a decent backup, that wouldn't be the case. But, here they are, terrible and stupid. The Jets are fighting for a playoff berth, and this seems like one of those trap games that they  must win against a hungry Dallas team. It will be a close one. Jets 24, Dallas 20

Sunday December 20th

(FOX) Bears (5-8) at Vikings (8-5) - If the Vikings want to either win the division or get the Wildcard, they have to win two of their next three games or they will be like the Eagles last season. 10 wins, and sitting at home. I think AP has one of those games where he wrecks the defense. Vikings 31, Bears 21

(FOX) Falcons (6-7) at Jaguars (5-8)  - For the first time in a long time, I can't believe I'm going to pick the Jaguars. They play pretty good and in a year or so, they will be challenging in what will become a tough AFC South. Jaguars 34, Falcons 17

(CBS) Texans (6-7) at Colts (6-7) - in what could be the defacto winner take all game, the Texans (crap QB play) and the Colts (just as crappy) come into this game and decide who wins the South Division. Both have a shot, the Colts might have the edge because of Hassleback. Watts and his broken hand really don't matter much in this matchup. Colts 17, Texans 13

(FOX) Panthers (13-0) at Giants (6-7) - The Giants always seem to rise up when it matters. It's a home game, and I think the Giants edge them out. Giants 20, Panthers 17

(CBS) Titans (3-10) at Patriots (11-2) - Patriots, now with out Blount, are still great with Gronk. Titans, have a long way to go. I think that the Patriots roll up the Titans. Patriots 35, Titans 10

(FOX) Bills (6-7) at Redskins (6-7) - Bunch of jackasses standing in a circle. Pretty much describes both teams. Both could and should be better, but both play like a bunch of dumbasses. Redskins can win, because they are leading a crap division right now. Cousins is playing like he wants to be a starter. Bills should help smother their aspirations this week.  Bills 28, Redskins 24

(CBS) Chiefs (8-5) at Ravens (4-9) - After a crap start, the Chiefs are in the Wildcard hunt. Kind of a dangerous team. Decent offense, defense that plays out of their minds. They should shut down a terrible Ravens team, easily. Chiefs 42, Ravens 10

(FOX) Browns (3-10) at Seahawks (8-5) - Mike. Oh Mike Pettine. Why did you have to talk shit about Russell Wilson. He will drop 4 td's on your crap team this week. Seahawks 38, Browns 10

(FOX) Packers (9-4) at Raiders (6-7) - Packers have to win if they want to secure the division, especially if the Vikings lose. I think the Raiders are going to have a dogfight with them. One of those games where they keep cutting in to bring you highlights. Packers 42, Raiders 34

(CBS) Broncos (10-3) at Steelers (8-5) - Broncos with a loss to the Steelers last week, all but locked up the second seed. They have to win games against the Steelers, can Osweiler step up? Yeah he can. But the defense needs to step up, too. I see a close game. Broncos 20, Steelers 17

(CBS) Dolphins (5-8) at Chargers (3-10) - Warm day in San Diego, a Dolphins team who can score. A Chargers team heading for an offseason with 5000 more questions than answers, I can see the Dolphins helping them secure a top 3 pick. Dolphins 27, Chargers 13

(CBS) Bengals (10-3) at 49ers (4-9) - The Bengals, now without Andy Dalton for a while, still have a decent backup in AJ McCarron. Perfect game to show his talents, because the 49ers are a pile of dog crap in uniforms. Bengals 31, 49ers 7

(NBC) Cardinals (11-2) at Eagles (6-7) - The Cardinals can lock up that #1 seed with a win. They have to go into Filthadelphia and beat an Eagles team who can still win the Crap NFC East. Both teams are fighting for something, but the Cardinals have a better overall team, and leadership structure. I can imagine this is a game they are eager to play. Lock up the seed they need. Cardinals 24, Eagles 13

Monday December 21st

(ESPN) Lions (4-9) at Saints (5-8) - Neither team has anything to play for. The ol our season is over, but both teams can light up the scoreboard. Let's hope for an exciting Monday night game. Lions 41, Saints 38


Happy Week 15 and Happy Star Wars the Force Awakens Day!